This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: October 30, 2020
October 23
Having difficulty pronouncing a name? Then, shut up and stream The #AmberRuffinShow TONIGHT on @PeacockTV! pic.twitter.com/FGjyJOngK9
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) October 24, 2020
*ahem* ATOUILLE https://t.co/DAB3F4g8vy
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 24, 2020
RIP LE CHÂTEAU pic.twitter.com/kS7QHEB5nG
— Julia Hladkowicz (@juliacomedy) October 23, 2020
my wiife loves when i do borat pic.twitter.com/UlZWtuxLDR
— hayley kosan? why, shes been dead for 10 years... (@WiseOldBitch) October 23, 2020
October 24
Shout out to whoever put this curse on Mitch McConnell. pic.twitter.com/ttsK8h7Uo6
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) October 24, 2020
I can't pic.twitter.com/Ia7N9RsjTp
— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) October 25, 2020
Didn't realise it was illegal but makes sense. https://t.co/uqTwW3rwpY
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) October 24, 2020
October 25
if borat tried to trick me i would simply say "you are borat"
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 26, 2020
everyone on this website has an agent. me? i have my dad pic.twitter.com/bTUHoMPSRs
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) October 25, 2020
it's makes me sad that canada is the only country in the world that gets to experience pizza pizza 😞 pic.twitter.com/FStLzHrC4J
— ben stager (@bennnnst) October 25, 2020
October 26
Reminder to Canadians: It's weird that you can name several US Supreme Court Justices and zero Canadian Supreme Court Justices. Also, ours are just called Judges and they have to dress like Santa. pic.twitter.com/HtFY9oKys2
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) October 26, 2020
Have the confidence of a mediocre white woman ❤️ ☕️ https://t.co/a5HPueXYjR
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) October 27, 2020
Trump, in Pennsylvania, says that Cory Booker "never lived" in Newark, where he lives today and lived as mayor of Newark.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 26, 2020
You have to hand it to Jared Kushner, because that's the only way he's ever achieved or accomplished anything his whole life.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 26, 2020
October 27
we need a john wilkes booth project immediately https://t.co/Y3Sxcv60T3
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 27, 2020
https://t.co/5Svl2rlHsg pic.twitter.com/43JdxHI0yD
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) October 28, 2020
This was not the easiest movie to make. #BoratSubsequentMoviefilm pic.twitter.com/oagfJoGjNt
— Sacha Baron Cohen (@SachaBaronCohen) October 27, 2020
If you're worried about Biden's age, consider he's about as old as Paul McCartney who is about to release a new album he played every instrument on.
— Lord Goo Goo (@timheidecker) October 27, 2020
October 28
Teacher has a fire during virtual class pic.twitter.com/108ljoi3aW
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) October 29, 2020
This is the funniest thing I've read all day https://t.co/GPGopDKxFb
— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) October 28, 2020
As good an ad about Trump as I've seen. I hope you'll retweet it. pic.twitter.com/G5e5L0HyRu
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) October 29, 2020
See you in 10 minutes! pic.twitter.com/VyKmnUSR15
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) October 29, 2020
Rick Rubin should have made Johnny Cash do a stripped down cover of Monster Mash.
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) October 29, 2020
Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain pic.twitter.com/jZQ1krWcvI
— Parker (@panoparker) October 29, 2020