Face in the pie, segregation high, a baby vs. Spotify, will the knife-parrot fly, and much more from this week in funny tweets. November...

A Rudolph attack, putting all the stuff back, burying a big stack, Sarah Sherman deserves a plaque, and much more from this week in funny tw...

Frogfeld, sausage is yelled, when courthouse tears suspiciously welled, a child's mask mandate is held, and much more from this week in funn...

I physically cannot listen, I'm going to prison, I'm undiagnosing, I'm dating Pete Davidson, and much more from this week in funny tweets....

Angry about down, Aaron Neville claims his crown, Dick Mabutt rolls into town, fixing climate change next time around, and much more from th...

No one should work more than 30 hours a week, back roads eek, Jay Leno is a freak, LinkedIn people are weak, and much more from this week in...

Average female height, four hours of sleep a night, skateboard news is tight, librarians are bright, and much more from this week in funny t...

Just one more thing, your couch is peeling, musical guests SNL hosts are introducing, unsurprised by eyebrow hair you're losing, and much mo...

My email is sent, fart fetish discontent, what Drake and Lil Wayne might've meant, fresh Beethoven content, and much more from this week in...

Faux skull, ABNORMAL, media not covering sword issues at all, 1990s seagulls, and much more from this week in funny tweets. September 17...

To Charles Manson (not that one), the grace of a swan, sometimes the audience is wrong, Norm Macdonald was the funniest man who ever lived,...